First playable game

Stonkbird

Choose your market delusion: Number Go Up or Road to Zero.

Degen Arcade is a free browser-based market meme game arcade for stock market meme games, trading meme games, candlestick chaos and margin call memes.

Stonkbird is the first playable game: a WallStreetBets-style candlestick arcade game with a bull market game mode and a bear market game mode. Bull Mode dodges red candles and chases the pump; Bear Mode dodges green candles, collects put coins and tries to crash the S&P 500 toward zero.

$ 0/5

S&P 500 Index

5000

Volatility
Elevated

Federal Reserve Bailout! Money Printer Goes BRRR.

Stonkbird

Q: What is Bull Mode?

Bull Mode is the number go up version. Dodge red candles, collect dollars and chase the pump.

Q: What is Bear Mode?

Bear Mode is the road to zero version. Dodge green candles, collect put coins and try to crash the S&P 500 toward zero.

Choose your market delusion

Click, tap or press Space to jump.

Dodge red candles, chase the pump.

Dodge green candles, crash the SPX.

MARGIN CALL!
DON'T PICK UP.

Final print has settled.

Final S&P 500 Index: 5000

BREAKING: Central Bank Chief Hiccups, Markets Tumble 2% GLOBAL: Container Ship Still Stuck in Suez Canal, Blames 'Wrong Turn' TECH: AI Company Adds 'AI' to Name, Stock Jumps 400% DIPLOMACY: Geopolitical Tensions Rise Over Who Stole the Office Stapler ECONOMY: Economists Predict Soft Landing on Runway Made of Confetti RATES: Yield Curve Sends 'U Up?' Text to Recession Model BREAKING: Central Bank Chief Hiccups, Markets Tumble 2% GLOBAL: Container Ship Still Stuck in Suez Canal, Blames 'Wrong Turn' TECH: AI Company Adds 'AI' to Name, Stock Jumps 400% DIPLOMACY: Geopolitical Tensions Rise Over Who Stole the Office Stapler ECONOMY: Economists Predict Soft Landing on Runway Made of Confetti RATES: Yield Curve Sends 'U Up?' Text to Recession Model

Bull Mode: Number Go Up Dodge red candles, collect dollars, ignore risk management.

Bear Mode: Road to Zero Dodge green candles, crash the SPX, stay irrational longer.

Next market disasters

Coming Soon

More tiny games about geopolitics, liquidity and candles that hurt your feelings.

Coming soon

Open the F***ing Strait

An oil panic simulator about tankers, geopolitics and extremely normal futures markets.

Keep the shipping lane open, fight the FUD, and try not to send oil futures into boss mode.

Coming soon

Fed Printer Simulator

Press Brrr. Delay consequences.

Liquidity left the chat, but the button still looks very clickable.

Coming soon

Margin Call Hotline

Don't pick up.

A calm little game about ignoring obvious financial consequences.

About

Play Stupid Markets

Degen Arcade is a tiny collection of market meme games about bubbles, crashes, oil shocks, 0DTE options and the emotional damage caused by candlesticks.

Stonkbird is the first playable game: a browser arcade game for WallStreetBets-style trading humor, bull market delusion, perma-bear cope, stock chart chaos and extremely questionable risk management.

Everything here is satire. Nothing here is financial advice. If a cartoon bull tells you to buy calls, seek help.

Plain English

FAQ

What is Degen Arcade?

Degen Arcade is a free browser-based market meme game arcade about bull markets, bear markets, candlesticks, margin calls, 0DTE options and macro chaos.

What is Stonkbird?

Stonkbird is the first playable Degen Arcade game. It is a stock market meme arcade game with Bull Mode and Bear Mode.

What is Bull Mode?

Bull Mode is the "number go up" version. Dodge red candles, collect dollars and chase the pump.

What is Bear Mode?

Bear Mode is the "road to zero" version. Dodge green candles, collect put coins and try to crash the S&P 500 toward zero.

Is this financial advice?

No. Degen Arcade is satire and entertainment. Nothing on this website is financial advice.

Is Degen Arcade affiliated with WallStreetBets or Reddit?

No. Degen Arcade uses WallStreetBets-style humor, but it is not affiliated with Reddit, WallStreetBets or any financial institution.

Can I play for free?

Yes. The games are free to play in your browser.

Will there be more games?

Yes. Planned future games include Open the F***ing Strait, Fed Printer Simulator and Margin Call Hotline.